Illustration by Bonnie Brown
Angel messages for each star sign in September 2017, via my monthly MissFQ column.
ARIES
(March 21-April 19)
Emoji: angry face
Q: What happens when you hold onto old grudges? A: An uncomfortably bitter Taylor Swift comeback single. Aries, can you relate? This month the planets are urging you to let go… (read more)
TAURUS
(April 20-May 20)
Emoji: pink vibrating heart
Taurus, are you OK? The stars show you may be a little delicate (nothing to do with last night’s margaritas). If you’re feeling a touch vulnerable or weepy… (read more)
GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Emoji: dartboard
Trying to get a Gemini to focus on one thing at a time is about as easy as getting a cat to pose for a cute ‘gram shot (sigh). But RN the Universe wants you to stay on track… (read more)
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Emoji: money bags
In the words of Jessie J, it’s all about the money, money, money. This month the Universe is playing hard taskmaster, pushing you to get on top of your finances… (read more)
LEO
(July 23-August 22)
Emoji: pizza slice
Change is a-coming, Leo, and just like the eruption of Mt Ferndale, it could be BIG. You’ll need to exercise some chill. You may not be able to choose nor predict what’s coming… (read more)
VIRGO
(August 23-September 22)
Emoji: sad face
On the one hand, you really want to conquer the world. On the other, you kinda want to stay in bed and rewatch Gilmore Girls. The struggle is real, Virgo… (read more)
LIBRA
(September 23-October 23)
Emoji: door
Just like on an advent calendar, doors are opening all over the place, Libra (hello, mass chocolate overload!). Of course, this means other doors will have to close…
SCORPIO
(October 24-November 21)
Emoji: butterfly
When it comes to that whole ‘depending on other people’ thing, you’re about as needy as
Mad Men ’s Peggy Olson. In fact, Destiny’s Child practically wrote ‘Independent Woman’ about Scorpios… (read more)
SAGITTARIUS
(November 22-December 21)
Emoji: dancing lady
If changing the toner cartridge in the work printer was the most fun you’ve had in recent weeks, you maaaaay be working too hard. This month the Universe is encouraging you to check out of work mode… ( read more)
CAPRICORN
(December 22-January 19)
Emoji: broken heart
If your heart is as full of holes as distressed denim, this is your moment for emotional healing. Whether it’s resentment towards an ex, anger towards one (or both) of your parents or simply sadness over a loss… (read more)
AQUARIUS
(January 20-February 18)
Emoji: shield
Everyone loves Aquarians – you’re basically the Hilary Barry of the zodiac. But popularity can be exhausting at times, and this month, in particular, you’ll be kinda wishing people would bugger off… ( read more )
PISCES
(February 19-March 20)
Emoji: pants
Wearing your judgey pants lately, Pisces? Those are way out of style, FYI. The planets show you need to open your heart a little, and exercise some compassion and kindness to your fellow (wo)man…